i’m not sure how this outfit could get any less expensive. seriously i’m cheaper than cheap in this get up. it’s because of finding cute things like this at thrift stores that i legitimately choke on my own saliva when i’m out at stores where they sell things that have never been worn by other people. i actually scoffed at an h& m price recently. i guess when you find jeans for less than $10 you forget that others had to pay full price before you could have them. the sacrifices! (thank you people who actually clean out their closets once in while).
add to that a clearance target bracelet and a necklace that was a gift (it’s a real whistle and it’s real AWESOME) and you have a recipe for some serious
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seriously though. who does this nonsense on the internet? who?
tada! a super awkward, pretty ridiculous vlog for your enjoyment.
sidenote: after watching this i realized there is a point where it sounds like i call Harper an idiot. before all the loonies show up telling me OMGWTFBBQ, i just wanted to clear up that i actually said “she’s eating it”. i would never call my kid an idiot. i reserve those types of names for myself after i post videos like this on the internet.
tonight me and my best gal Bree and i are having our joint 30th birthday. i personally don’t think it’s an accident that we were born a mere 18 days apart on opposite days (her the 13th and me the 31st). i also know it’s not an accident that we met. she’s the best, my favorite, the cats jammies. tonight we will wear matching dresses in different colors, crowns, and sparkly shoes and ring in our new decade. 30 or so of our closest friends, food, drinks and photobooth fun. it’s gonna rule hard.
did i mention how freaking weird we are? guess i didn’t have to. happy best birthday party ever day Breebot! i can’t wait.
happy sunday friends! are you in the midst of a fantabulous weekend? we are. saturday we went and checked out a preschool program for Harper (she loved it. loved it.) then i did some shopping and thrifting and lunching with my mama! Scot and i stepped out for a yummy pho date. this morning the sun is out again and we are gonna be off for coffee, grocery shopping and later – grilling up some burgers that Scot has made with love by stuffing with garlic and chopped up bacon. HELLO.
(let’s talk about the eating plan another day, ok?)
so this outfit. it’s not that it’s bad or anything, it’s just that i kind of resent it? because it was one of THOSE times where you’re in a pms induced rage a little bit, and everything in your closet looks ugly and feels itchy and you feel like a cow even though you don’t look like a cow and next thing you know you’re throwing shirts and pants and sweating a little and allllmost crying and your husband is downstairs hiding being super calm because, well, obviously he’s been to this show before. you know? so anywho, this outfit. it’s not bad, it’s just that it’s the final thing i put on before i screamed “i can’t look at myself in this mirror for one more second!” and then came huffing down the stairs. so it’s not you outfit. it’s me. crazy-as-bat-poop me.
you know who never has to worry about such craziness? Harper. just look at her all precious in her vintage dress that Pussy Cat Vintage sent her. i swoon! if you haven’t yet (but you have, haven’t you?) be sure to check them out for vintage goodies for you, the dude and kiddos. they are awesome ladies over there, i tell ya.
well i’m off. please do link up your weekend style posts (if you still want to be my friend after that hot mess, that is) and i’ll see you back here tomorrow. it’s gonna be rad up in here.
i’m not sure how this outfit could get any less expensive. seriously i’m cheaper than cheap in this get up. it’s because of finding cute things like this at thrift stores that i legitimately choke on my own saliva when i’m out at stores where they sell things that have never been worn by other people. i actually scoffed at an h& m price recently. i guess when you find jeans for less than $10 you forget that others had to pay full price before you could have them. the sacrifices! (thank you people who actually clean out their closets once in while).
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